This article places the struggle to open access to the dissertation in the context of the crisis
in doctoral education and the transition from print to digital literacy. It explores the underlying cultural
calcification and agoraphobia that deter engagement with openness. Solving the problems will require
overhauling the curriculum and conventions of doctoral education. Opening access to dissertations is
an important first step, but insufficient to end the crisis. Only opening other dimensions of the dissertation
-- the structure, media, notion of authorship, and methods of assessment -- can foster the digital
literacy needed to save PhD programs from extinction. If higher education institutions invested heavily
in remedying obsolete practices, the remedies would reverberate throughout the academy, accelerate
advancement in the disciplines, and revolutionize scholarly publishing. The article ends with a discussion
of the significant role librarians could play in facilitating needed changes given appropriate institutional
commitment.